I want to edit the search results returned by google when I search for myself. Some of the results are outdated and some are completely incorrect.

I have Yahoo messenger on my laptop, How do I get the same account to work on my desktop?

Whenever im on the internet doing something important, somebody suddenly calls my land line or house phone and my internet crashes ! Help ! (NOTE: My phone is connected to my modem which connects to my router which connects to my computer)

OpenDNS seems to be hijacking my searches. I use FireFox and usually just type the thing I’m searching for in the main address bar and it brings me to Google. Just recently, OpenDNS started hijacking my searches to their site and I do not know how to disable. Any suggestions?

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I am going to place Google Adsense script on my website, although I don't have good programming skills. Is it hard to place Adsense on my site myself, or do I need someone with programming knowledge to do it for me?

I have a Mac and its like 7 years old, so the software I have isnt installing onto it because the mac is too old or something.. Is there something like microsoft ofice that is free to download?

How much time does the average user spend on Google, per month or day or whatever? This would include time spent searching (but not visiting the results), using its services to convert currency or translate foreign web pages, sending e-mails, etc. Are there any official statistics available? Educated guesses are okay.

How do i make a line on the center of the page on Microsoft Word?

I need to make a plain black line at the same exact spot (horizontally) across 5 or 6 pages. It needs to be halfway down the page. Thanks so much!

I don't want to re-invent the wheel, I'm a programmer and am trying to come up with an algorithm of how to detect category type within text. If you have some ideas that you will be happy to sketch in pseudocode, please share them with me OR perhaps you can tell me how yahoo goes about doing this as well.
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What does "relevant" mean in google's "brain"? For example, the hamburger, it is relevant to food and drink, and you also can say it's relevant to NBA, because each audience can get a hamburger when the host team scores to 100. So what would be google's decision?